The Lambeth Walk - Londons Finest
00:00 / 00:00

Social Clubs

Corporate Events

Holiday Parks


Private Parties

also - Weddings


Charity Events

The Cockney Mirth Meister himself !!!

Hello Everyone,

As it says on the label, my name is JOHNNY TAIT, from the Elephant & Castle. Brought up amongst the Barrow Boys, I learnt to make people laugh at a very early age. As I wasn't that quick with my fists - or my legs - I was quick at comedy, and making people laugh got me out of a lot of scrapes!!! I realised that I loved meeting people and so I bravely set out my stall in many different street markets and learned the art of selling my wares by having a smile on my face and making my customers happy and feel special. I also loved entertaining my family and friends, and so I chose a career as a Redcoat in Butlins. They were some of the best years of my life, and when I felt I was 'ready' I took to the road as a travelling cabaret act. I then hankered after something different, and became Entertainments Manager at various holiday parks around the UK.

After several years captaining and teaching great teams, I was getting the urge to take to the road again, and so here I am !!!


I'm 'OLD SCHOOL' ladies & gents.

None of this 'alternative comedy' for me.

My Mum & Dad were entertained during WW2 by the great Max Miller - always risqué, very funny - and NO swearing !!!

And that is what I pride myself on.

I can - and will - adapt my comedy set for any audience, young or old, holiday park or theatre, corporate event or military base, working man's club or Old Peoples Homes!!!

And I DON'T SWEAR. That's just taking the comedy lift down to the basement level, and to be quite honest, once you start with gutter language, the audience - whoever they may be - switch off pretty darn quick!!!

So I love to do the daft stuff, interspersed with stories and poems, yarns about growing up - and growing old, clever stuff with a great double meaning - because if I can make you think something - and I don't say it - thats 'job done'.



I hope you enjoy browsing my website.    


Hope to hear from you soon xxxxxx  



The 'ELEPHANT & CASTLE THEATRE' near my old stomping ground. Remember sneaking in to watch shows. I either got a boot up my backside, a clip around the ear, or saw a snippet of a proper Old Time Variety Show. Happy Days indeed xx

Famous former residents of the E & C , include Charlie Chaplin and Michael Caine !!!.


Also - MICHAEL FARADAY.  (22 September 1791 – 25 August 1867) You might not know this, but he was an English scientist who contributed to the fields of electromagnetism and electrochemistry. His main discoveries include those of electromagnetic induction, diamagnetism and electrolysis.

'I'll exercise yer chuckle muscles from start to finish !!!!'

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